This is a joke

It's not very funny, probably too obscure, and I lost interest before I finished it, but it's okay I guess...

Alara Prerelease

3-1, 2nd place

Caldera Hellion
Druid of the Anima x2
Elspeth, Knight-Errant
Flameblast Dragon
Ridge Rannet
Rip-Clan Crasher
Steward of Valeron x2
Vithian Stinger
Wild Nacatl
Woolly Thoctar
Yoked Plowbeast x2

Branching Bolt
Gift of the Gargantuan
Magma Spray
Obelisk of Bant
Obelisk of Naya
Resounding Silence x2
Resounding Thunder
Sigil Blessing

Arcane Sanctum
Forest x4
Mountain x5
Naya Panorama x2
Plains x4
Seaside Citadel